"I'm trying to catch a urine sample for the Vet." -Mommy
"Whas goin' on?" -Spunky Monkey as he comes out of his den. Spunky Monkey is the littlest of all 4 dogs and he's special. He was hit by a car as a puppy and his brain swelled. He is blind, deaf, can't taste or smell and whirls. He's very brave and is only 3 yrs old.
"I say, what is all the racket?" -Dresden as he comes up from under the covers. Dresden is the biggest of Mommy's Italian Greyhounds (the miniature Greyhounds).
"We're going to chase a urine!" -says Spunky Monkey as he whirls around in excitement.
"There is no such thing as a 'urine'. I was trying to catch MoneyPenny's pee pee." -Mommy
"Oh dear, Mother, let me explain to this little ignoramus. You see, old man, urine is pee pee. Now why were you trying to capture MoneyPenny's pee pee, Mother?" -Dresden
"Is Pee Pee the nickname for Urine? Let's pretend that Pee Pee is an Indian. Chief Pee Pee Urine is captured by General Spunky Monkey and taken to the Fort to smoke a peace pipe...." -Spunky as he yawns and drifts back to his "den".
"They are so silly and dumb, Mother. How do you put up with them?" -Dresden as he leaps up in my lap and lays his head on my shoulder.