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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Dogs Vs. Cats

This is making the rounds in the email world! I added the photos.



Excerpt from a Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

-The Dog



Excerpt from a Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with

bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while

the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although

I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat

something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me

going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again

vomit on the carpet.


Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their

feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it

clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made

condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.


Bastards!


Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my

tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this

again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the

other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.


The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and

seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.


The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with

the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My

captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he

is safe.

-The Cat

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